The Iconoweb Coffee Cantata

dedicated to
Emma Kirkby & J.S.Bach

Coffee Quotes & Taglines

 6 o'clock I'm going down, coffee's hot & the toast is brown
    Don Walker {Cold Chisel} : Breakfast at Sweethearts

 A coffee break for Sisyphus!

 A fig for partridges and quails,
 ye dainties I know nothing of ye;
 But on the highest mount in Wales
 Would choose in peace to drink my coffee.
    Jonathon Swift

 A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
     Paul Erdos 

 A morning without coffee is like sleep.

 A morning without coffee is like something without ...
 something else

 Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation can do

 Ambidextrose:  Able to put sugar in coffee with either hand.

 Appease the Moderator Monster.  Send coffee!

 At 16 cups of coffee a day, sleep becomes irrelevant!

 Bad day: The health inspector condemns your coffee maker.

 Be a coffee-drinking individual...espresso yourself!

 Been there, Done that, Got the T-Shirt and Coffee Cup.

 Black as the devil, Hot as hell,
 Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.
    Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord;
    Recipe for coffee 

 Black coffee, blue morning.

 Black gold - not oil, but coffee!
 Blend 'B', meanwhile, is a PROUD blend, defiant yet petulant...
 a blend that grabs you, shakes you by the collar and cries,
 'ACCEPT me, damn you, or turn me away - BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE
    Tripp Biscuit while coffee tasting.

 Blended coffee... today's & yesterday's.

 Bother! said Pooh, as he put the coffee in the microwave.

 Bought a decaffeinated coffee table,
 you can't even see a difference.

 Brain dead. His coffee cup has more IQ.

 Break time:  Low coffee light is on.
 Breakfast without coffee is like a Predator without ammo.

 Breakfast: a pot of coffee and a straw.

 But you *never* drink coffee in the afternoon!
    Keiko O'Brien

 C:>COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez.

 C:\COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep?

 Caffeine...a BBSer's best friend!

 Caffeine Allocation Error:
 COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted.

 Caffeine Binge:  That which is necessary to function normally.

 Caffeine Free Diet Jolt Cola?  Is nothing sacred?!

 Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin!

 Caffeine keeps you up.  I died last week.  Go figure.

 Can I make this thing initialize my coffee pot?

 Can't the replicator turn out a decent cup of coffee?

 Cappuchino is the dessert form of coffee.

 Captain we're out of Columbian coffee - Tom

 Chit-Chat:  Chock Full O' Nuts AND Coffee!!!

 Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.

 Choosing my weapons:  Coffee and danishes at dawn.

 Coffee (n.) a person who is coughed upon
 COFFEE.CUP empty - Operator shelled out to COFFEE.POT

 COFFEE.CUP not found: (W)ash, (R)e-use, (D)rink from pot?

 COFFEE.EXE Missing  - Insert Cup and Press Any Key

 COFFEE.EXE Not Found:  (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic?

 COFFEE.POT corrupted:  Found failure in module FILTER.

 COFFEE.SYS Not Found:  User startup disabled.

 COFFEE.SYS: NMI ACTIVATED ... coffee pot empty ... 
 Operator asleep

 Coffee-Bean-T-1 :
 1.5 million coffee coated cocoa beans every second
    Peter Evans, alt.sysadmin.recovery
 Coffee a Go-Go. We don't know what it means either.

 Coffee & donuts:  Unitarian communion.

 Coffee & Echo mail, 
 these are a few of my favorite things!

 Coffee : break fluid

 Coffee causes much excitement in the brain ...

 coffee coffee Coffee Coffee COFFEE COFFEE!!!

 Coffee Drinkers Anonymous Charter Member

 Coffee falls into the stomach ... ideas begin to move,
 things remembered arrive at full gallop ... the shafts
 of wit start up like sharp-shooters, similies arise,
 the paper is covered with ink ...
    Honore de Balzac

 Coffee Loaded -- Operator Resumes

 Coffee : The Original Cyber-Tool!

 Coffee :  The first peripheral!

 Coffee is *not* supposed to be a *solid*.
    Maj. Winchester, MASH

 Coffee is not for kids
    Bart Simp./Epis. 9F09 [last line is a scrawl]

 Coffee, Jamaican blend, double-strong, black.

 Coffee, Jamaican blend, double-strong, double-sweet.
    O'Brien : Startrek DS9

 Coffee line forms here.  Take a number.

 Coffee makes the world go round, love only populates it!

 Coffee?  No thanks, one more cup & *I'll* jump to warp.
    Captain Janeway - Once upon a time

 Coffee sweetened with No-Doz...Programmers' fuel...

 Coffee's a major plot point

 Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
 Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death & sweet as love.
    Turkish proverb

 Coffee, Tea, or PGMP?
    Menu, Toxic Cafe

 Coffee, tea, monster, coffee, tea, monster
    Dot Warner

 Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
    Janeway : Voyager

 Coffee:  The foundation of consciousness.

 Coffee - The beans from Heaven!

 Coffee - The beans from Hell!!

 Coffee:  The gasoline of life.

 Coffee, two sugars, cream and aspirin.
    Sinclair : DS9

Coffee is a very good conductor!
   Anthony Thyssen

 Coffee via I.V. Drip(Doughnuts optional)

 Coffee warmer: Place cup on Pentium, compute Pi;
                get hot coffee, wrong answer!

 Coffee, which makes the politicians wise,
 And see through all things with his half-shut eyes.
    Alexander Pope : The Rape of the Lock

 COLA: Poor coffee substitute!

 Complacencies of the peignoir, and late
 Coffee and oranges in a sunny chair.
 And the green freedom of a cockatoo
 Upon a rug mingle to dissipate
 The holy hush of ancient sacrifice
    Wallace Stevens : Sunday Morning

 Computer, coffee, hot. In a cup this time!
    Janeway : Voyager

 Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.

 Cool your coffee by holding it closer to your heart.

 Dammit, Tuvok, the Prime Directive doesn't apply;
 they have coffee!

 DCWPDGD: Drink Coffee, Write Program, Debug, Get Drunk

 Decaf:  Used to sober up after a night on non-alcoholic beer!

 Decaff? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.

 Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.

 Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before.

 Did you ever have the feeling that the world
 was an AC coffee pot and you were DC?
    Dean Alan Foster - Glory Lane

 DISCLAIMER:  This mail was answered before my first coffee.

 DM: No, your fighter doesn't gain bonuses from drinking coffee.

 Do I like my coffee black?  There are other colours?

 DOC's? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with?

 Don't drink coffee in the morning.
 It will keep you awake until noon.

 DOWNTIME -- Coffee breaks, lunch, or Friday mentality.

 Dreams fly away as she pulls another capuccino
    Don Walker {Cold Chisel} : Breakfast at Sweethearts

 The drink that comforteth the brain
 and heart and helpeth digestion.

 Don't laugh at the coffee.
 Some day you, too, may be old and weak.

 Drink your coffee strong and black, you'll never be latte!

 Error running WAKEUP.BAT:  COFFEE.INI not found.

 Espresso - just our little way of free-basing coffee.

 Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system

 Everybody should believe something
 I believe I'll have more coffee.

 Expergiscere et coffeam olface - Wake up and smell the coffee!

 Filther:  A used coffee filter

 Floating Point:
 Maximum amount of coffee consumable at one sitting.

 Flow Chart :
 A graphic of the fastest route to the coffee machine.

 Flying saucer, the result when a nudist spills his coffee.

 Forever :
 Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.

 Four Food Groups:  Coffee, Coke, Chocolate, and Pizza.

 Frederick the Great made coffee with champagne instead of water.
	True or false, anyone?? Anni
 Genius invention :
 A coffee maker that fits in a 1/2 height drive bay!

 Give me your even-better-than-coffee substitute. :-(
    Captain Janeway : Voyager : The Cloud
 Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.
 Go ahead... Make my coffee.

 Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee,
 and just as hard to sleep after. 
    Anne Morrow Lindbergh 

 GOSUB:coffee; work;RETURN:

 Grounds for divorce : 
 1453 - Turkish law makes it legal for a woman to divorce her
 husband if he fails to provide her with her daily coffee quota. 

 Hand over the coffee and no one gets hurt 

 He was my cream, and I was his coffee -
 And when you poured us together, it was something.
     Josephine Baker

 Hey, who spilled coffee on my Tagline?

 hiGhEr bRAiN malFUnCtiON ... inSERt COFfEe.

 His most frequent ailment was the headache
 which he used to relieve by inhaling the steam of coffee.
    Dr Johnson - The life of Pope

 Hot Coffee & cold pizza: the breakfast of champions !!!!

 How long can an adult human live without a double laté

 I can't live without my coffee and my PC

 I don't want anything better, I want coffee.
    Captain Janeway : Voyage : The Cloud

 I eat coffee straight from the can. Why dilute it?

 I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
    Carly Simon : You're so vain

 I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. 
    T.S.Eliot : The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

 I like my coffee *strong*, not lethal!
    Col. Potter : Mash
 I like my coffee black  as a moonless night.

 I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy.

 I like tea! I don't like coffee!
    Sam Beckett
 I make *serious* coffee. So strong it wakes up the neighbors.

 I make lousy coffee. That's why I put bourbon in it....

 if( == EMPTY ) { programmer->;brain = OFF };

 If I were your wife I would put poisin in your coffee.
 ... and if I were your husband I would drink it.
     Nancy Astor & Winston Churchill

 If it ain't caffeinated, it ain't coffee!

 If the spoon don't dissolve, it ain't coffee!

 If you want instant coffee, you'll have to wait!

 I'm on a low-fat, high stress diet .... coffee and fingernails.

 I'm very efficient at work.
 I haven't missed a coffee break in 6 yrs.

 Instant coffee takes too long. 

 Instant Programmer: Just add caffeine

 Is there anything you're not telling us?
 Yes..we're also out of coffee.

 Is there coffee after death?
    slogan netherlands found on forum

 Is there life before coffee?

 It is by coffee alone I set my mind in motion.

 It is caffeine alone that sets my mind in motion.
 It is through beans of java that thoughts acquire speed,
 that hands acquire shakes, that shakes become a warning...
    From the Minicon Graffiti Wall, 1989 (?) 

 It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London
 coffee-house for the voice of the kingdom.
    Jonathan Swift : The Conduct of the Allies (1711)

 It's not the work that gets me down, it's the coffee breaks.

 Just bring me my coffee, and s-l-o-w-l-y back away.

 Kernal PANIC: Unable to mount /dev/coffee.machine
                                           -- Operator Halted.

 Kona, Mocha Java, Antigua, Terrazu, Sumatra ...
    Around the world with 80 coffees

 Let no man grumble when his friends fall off,
 As they will do like leaves at the first breeze;
 When your affairs come round, one way or t'other,
 Go to the coffee-house, & take another.
    Byron - Don Juan

 Life is too short for bad coffee.

 Look here, Steward, if this is coffee, I want tea;
 but if this is tea, then I wish for coffee.
    Punch cxxiii 44 1902

 Man does not live by coffee alone.  Have a danish!

 Monday special, two valiums with a coffee chaser.

 The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it
 which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening
 cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
    Oliver Wendell Holmes

 Morning doesn't begin til AFTER that second cup of coffee.

 My other VAX is a coffee maker...

 Navy coffee - the _real_ adventure!

 New Opcode #23:  CPTCB - Call Programmer and Take Coffee Break

 No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not
 first send a sweet offering of odour to the nostrils.
    Henry Ward Beecher

 No one can understand the truth until
 he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
    Sheik Abd-al-Kadir 

 Nothing'll make a father swear before the children
 quicker than a cup of poor coffee.
    K. Hubbard

 OLD: Wine,Women,Song. NEW:Coffee,Computers,CD's.

 Of course, coffee *is* one of the major vitamins

 Oh, my tattered rags are caught on your coffee table.

 One more cup of coffee for the road
    Bob Dylan

 One Nation, with Liberty, Large Fries, and a Coffee to go!

 Only thing in the world getting better is restaurant coffee.

 Oops... Mental Note: Get coffee colored shirts.

 Operator out of coffee, taglines may become irrational

 Parity Error, System Halted, 
 Pots out of Coffee, Refill to restart

 Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.

 PCB: Pause for Coffee Break

 Picard always drank tea.
 Kirk always drank coffee. 
     Any questions?

 Please note:  If found unconscious, administer coffee!

 Please note:  If found unconscious, administer espresso!

 Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software

 Put on a pot of coffee, I've got messages to read!

 Ransom demand will be met. Just return the coffee pot

 Reached coffee d/l limit must u/l now

 Red eye special - A double espresso with a shot of coffee

 RISING.SUN detected : (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (S)leep?

 Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

 Set a new course. There's coffee in that nebula.
    Captain Janeway    Voyager : The Cloud
 share.exe not loaded. coffee.sys not shared. Mine!!!!

 Sleep: Body function indicating lack of coffee.

 Sniff...Whazat?! Zat's coffee!

 Sorry, my brain won't engage without a coffee klatch.

 The average American's simplest and commonest form of breakfast
 consists of coffee and beefsteak.
	    Mark Twain : A Tramp Abroad

 The Goddess Loves You!
    Just don't push it till she's had her coffee!

 The perfect morning: coffee, echomail, and cold pizza.
 The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned
 to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
     Sir James Mackintosh

 The Ultimate office automation: Networked Coffee Machines

 There is no such thing as sleep deprivation,
 there's only caffeine deficiency. 

 There's too much blood in my caffeine system!

 This coffee tastes like mud!  Well, it was ground this morning.

 Too much DOOM ][:  Your coffee has frozen.

 Ultimate office Automation - Networked coffee machines.

 Unable to locate $C0FFEE -- illegal address error

 Unable to locate COFFEE.CUP - Search in progress, please wait...

 Unemployment helps stretch your coffee break.

 Voltaire was said to drink 50 cups of coffee a day.

 We are out of Colombian coffee.  Set coordinates: Sector 0-0-1.

 When we drink cofee, ideas march in like the army
    Honore de Balzac

 while(!Coffee) _Panic()

 Why did the Sysadmin cross the road?:
    To get coffee, why else would one be outside?

 Why, do they always put mud into coffee on board steamers?
    W.M.Thackeray : The Kickleburys on the Rhine

 : You are in a dark room with a compiler, emacs,
 : an internet connection, and a thermos of coffee.
 : Your move ?
    David A. Honig

 You are lucky because you caught me in a transitional phase.
 I was sitting here, eating my muffin, drinking my coffee,
 and I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.
    Pulp Fiction 

 You know what separates humans from animals?  Coffee!!!

 You know you've been playing too much Nethack when ...
     You refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance.
	Sweeney Todd Lundgren
     Rather than drinking your coffee, you quaff it.
	Antti Roppola 

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