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Having waited a suitably short time you pick a spot on the side of the coke machine & give it a resounding thump, it rocks, gives a shudder & an icy cold bottle drops upright into the compartment under the selection buttons.
You can...
* Drink the coke.

Dated: 16 August 1996
Updated: 23 January 2007
Coke ascii : Source unknown
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